so THAT’S what jail is like…
I thought about posting a long, detailed blog about the happenings of this evening, but to be honest, I really don’t want to think about it any more tonight.
Instead, I’m going to recap in short:
01) handcuffed
02) placed in squad car
03) taken to small police station and held for 35 minutes
04) transported in hand and ankle cuffs to prisoner transport van
05) transported to jail
06) processed
07) placed in a jail cell for almost 4 hours, where I was blessed with a hooker solicitor in the cell to my left, and a violent, raving lunatic in the cell to my right.
08) thanked the lord that I didn’t have to spend the night in jail because someone posted bond for me.
09) realized that my bail fee is $1,000
10) started drinking heavily.
*also… I forgot to mention this:
on my way in to be processed, there was a prisoner hanging from the prison bars and masturbating for the camera.
that was, of course, loads of fun (no pun intended).*
…HAPPY FUCKING FRIDAY!!