polarizeme

it’s almost 5am.
i’m drunk as shit.
marky is drunk on my bed. should i take advantage of him?
(15 points to those those who said “yes”)

i pushed us through 3 feet of water tonight.
okay, actually it was only 2 feet of water.

but we DID drive through almost 3 feet.
his license plate is perpendicular to the front of his car.
yes… like this:  |-

floods are crazy…
and apparently REALLY funny when you’re drunk as hell.
hey! guess what!
drinking makes the pain go away.
yay dive bars!

love you, everybody!!!!!!!
xoxo,
     - Beer McAlcoholism -

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